.......it couldn't get worse, it did. Murphy the weather man was alive, well and kicking brutally throughout 2025.
I finished the last post, Stark Contrasts, on an optimistic note following disappointments on the Orkla and Tweed. After all, who wouldn't be optimistic with the prospect of a week's fishing on the lovely Helmsdale in early September? And surely the great Yorkshire drought would have to break at some point?
Helmsdale
Both hopes were cruelly dashed. The week on the Helmsdale was a fruitless pastime of 'find a puddle among the boulders' and then try something extraordinary to provoke a potted fish into doing something daft.
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| Lower section, normally fished with a 13 footer The water in the foreground is less than 18" deep Grilse were getting this far from the estuary (around the corner) |
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| Upper section No fishable water |
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| A fishable puddle at Suisgill Prone casting rock (R) and fish location (L) |
During the course of the week I found three puddles holding salmon, and moved fish in all three, but without achieving connection. I assessed all three events as being a combination of boredom and curiosity, but not genuine taking interest. In tiny pools with minimal gin-clear water and multitudinous rocks the fishing and watercraft demands were extreme. Presentation had to be pinpoint accurate with zero disturbance or drag. The rocks precluded standing off and working at range. You had to sit down well away from the puddle, stay below the skyline, survey the scene, locate awake fish and decide the attack plan, which could take 45 minutes. The approach then required high levels of fieldcraft: I hadn't done sustained crawling since giving up deer stalking in 2007. I cursed myself for leaving my gardening knee pads (brilliant for close quarter trout fishing) at home for the damage to knees and waders alike, but despite the discomfort, the challenge was irresistible. Faced with an otherwise hopeless quest you have to convert despair into motivation and enjoyment.
In two cases the fishing range was under 20 feet, which are familiar circumstances for a small river trout fisherman, albeit more normally tackled with a 7' #3 rather than a 9' 6" #7. You have to stay under 30 degrees elevation from the fish, but even then, in strong light (if at all possible, never approach from the sunny side), it may perceive your diffused outline through the reflective underside of the surface. And remember your rod! You also need to learn some new tricks: reclining on your right side on the back-slope of a flat rock while side-casting into the breeze with your left hand with only 6' of line outside the tip ring to shoot enough line to allow stripping was a novel challenge.
The most successful fly solution was a hitched Sunray in the MCX colour scheme. At my request Peter Nightingale had made side holes in the tubes to allow oblique presentation; otherwise a hot darning needle does the DIY job. The leader had to be plain nylon for flotation rather than my usual fluorocarbon, with a light #12 double tied on a loose loop adjusted to present the hook level with the end of the wing. In one larger and deeper pot I was able to try a Muddler and then an upstream small Snaelda fished drift-sink-and-draw. Neither yielded a positive result, whereas the hitched Sunray moved fish in every case. But the bottom line was that I blanked - again.
Four rods caught only one salmon in the week. TTMN, fishing a normal fly entirely conventionally landed a good 15 lbs hen fish in the Suisgill pool in the gathering gloom 20 minutes before dinner on the Saturday evening. This was hugely welcome and most appropriate because this was probably his swansong on his beloved Helmsdale after 40+ years. Sometimes, however rare, Murphy can be just, kind and smiling. However, now that TTMN has given up his weeks it is unlikely that I shall ever return to this beautiful place, a sad thought.
I would be remiss if I didn't mention the new Suisgill ghillie Aaron Grant who has succeeded the legendary Donnie Sutherland. Despite Donnie's departure I still fished his flies out of deference and well-placed fear: he turned up to inspect on the Thursday. Throughout the week Aaron was unfailingly cheerful, positive and helpful. Despite his tender years he knows his water and his stuff. I wish him a long and happy tenure at Suisgill.
The UPS Comedy
Aaron was also incredibly obliging on a personal note amidst a comedy of errors. Our host broke a section of his Vision Hero on the first day. I emailed Guide Fly Fishing that evening and by 0900 the next morning a replacement was on its way (hurrah!) with UPS (oh, gloom!). The UPS tracker said it would arrive on Wednesday night. It moved rapidly to Inverness, where it stopped and then vanished. I contacted the UPS service centre somewhere on the far side of the world from which I learnt nothing. A call to their local office established that UPS don't deliver north of Inverness, where they sub-contract to a local firm, to whom they'd transferred the package earlier that day. I called the sub-contractor: "we've got the parcel but don't know where it is". My second call: "It's in Thurso (they'd driven past me to get there) and is coming back to Inverness (passing me again)". "Could I collect it from Thurso? No". "Could they drop it at their depot (??) in Helmsdale on the way past southwards? No, it's unmanned (???). When might it reach me at Suisgill? We only deliver up there once per week, so it will be next week. But I'll be gone by then so please return to the sender". They delivered it to Suisgill in my absence on the Monday, stating that it had been handed over to me. The good Aaron duly took charge of the parcel.
Aware that my host was due to fish the Tweed within a fortnight, I called Guide Fly Fishing to discuss a plan. They cheerfully volunteered to send another section to my home address, timed to coincide with my return, whence I could post it to my host at home in Oxfordshire. UPS delivered it to Suisgill the following week (you'd have difficulty making this up). Aaron now had two rod sections, which he taped together and posted via Royal Mail, arriving in Yorkshire 48 hours later. I had the greatest difficulty persuading him to accept repayment or any compensation for his efforts and inconvenience. Meanwhile Guide posted a third section to me at home, which reached my host in good time for his Tweed trip.
In a long lifetime of fishing I have enjoyed unfailingly good service from the tackle trade. But nothing has ever approached the cheerful heroism and forbearance of Liam the customer service lead at Guide Fly Fishing recounted here. I know it's been a bit long and detailed, but he's a one man clinching argument for investing in Vision or Sage equipment.
Autumn on the Ure
Deep Concern
After the unusually hot summer of 1995 salmon were able to run freely throughout the spring, summer and autumn. The hot drought year of 2003 is a visible exception. By 2010 the dissolved oxygen count was so good that the EA suspended measurement.
I had wished to write this section with the help of real current data drawn from the new 'Open Government' data sets available on .Gov. However, after an hour of frustrated searching and digging I was unable to locate and extract anything of the necessary currency and granularity. I wanted monthly averages at Boothferry Bridge for the decade 2016-25. All I could locate was pan-year averages for 2016-19, which are no use whatsoever. The advice on the site was that if I wanted more detail I should submit a FOI request to the EA, which of course was what you had to do before the Open Government initiative.
Consequently, I have to fall back on the reasonable assumption that the combination of the longest recorded drought, the lowest prolonged flows and the highest average temperature may have recreated the devastating oxygen block; and that these conditions may have prevailed in other recent years. If that is indeed correct, then we face potentially incalculable impacts on the Ure's salmon population. The salmon surprised us with the speed of their recovery - from post-extinction to good fishable surplus in a decade - and we can only hope that they can do so again. Butcher's no escaping the inference of two blank seasons on a beat that previously gave me up to 28 salmon in a season. I am deeply concerned.
Minor Tackle Points
Vision Rivermaniac 9' 6" #7 (Medium)
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| The discolouration of the cork is blood from my fall on the Guinard in July 2024 |
The reel is the budget Hero #7, which is well made and very tough. My fall on the Gruinard left no significant damage to the heavy green powder coating, but I had to replace the handle that had taken the brunt of the impact. The spool and spindle remained entirely true. It's a great workhorse with a lovely handle and an impressive drag.
Vision XO Graphene 14' 2" #9
I borrowed the demonstrator from Guide Fly Fishing and took it up to the Ure for two days in early October. The relatively low water on Thoresby and the strong downstream breeze weren't ideal for testing, so I didn't get it out until the afternoon of the second day after HMCX had gone home. I matched it with a Danielsson Control #9/13 and a Rio Scandi 37g head, which balanced exactly.
| Flesh Dub in autumn (earlier photo) |








